A Saudi groom slapped by his mother in his wedding night

Saudi couple decided do a  romantic Cinderella wedding theme in their wedding party. There is this part of the ceremony when the bride walks like Cinderella style wearing only one shoe and the groom who  is supposed to be the prince gets down on bended knees to put the other shoe on . It’s not common in Saudi to see a man on bended knees in front of a woman, at least not in public. In Saudi culture, men are considered superior and bending the knees is regard as the ultimate humiliation. The husband didn’t tell his family about the part when he is going to be down on bended knees. Anyways, During the wedding ceremony the groom and bride surprised everyone with their surprising  Cinderella wedding theme. However, The idea of being on bended knees in front of his wife didn’t impress his mother, She was so shocked that he did such a thing in front of everyone and she thought it was very insulting.

The groom’s mother got really angry and slapped her son in the face and started swearing at him for humiliating himself in presence of everyone . Right after getting slapped in the  face, the groom took his wife  and travelled to Malaysia  for the honey moon.

Now that’s what I call the ultimate humiliation :D.

 when I read about it online on Okaz news paper to see people’s comments I was very shocked myself that almost  95% of the comments were like ” he deserved to be hit and slapped in the face for doing that”. Saudi people are supporting the groom’s mother and believe that  puting the shoe on the bride’s foot is too humiliating to be romantic!

The source:

http://www.okaz.com.sa/new/Issues/20100805/Con20100805365609.htm

Not of your business!

Omaima: Whats your name?

The patient: Malek Dakhal. Malek Dakhal   means; not of your business.

Omaima: Brother, I need to know your name so I can get your file.

The patient: yes My name is Malek Dakhal.

Now Malek in classical arabic language means owner but in Arabic slang its not of!

Dakhal in Arabic is not a name. Its a verb means ” came”  but in Arabic slang it has completely different meaning. When the verb Dakhal comes after the word Malek, like ( Malek Dakhal )  it means It’s not of your business.

Malek Dakhal is known among all Saudis, it’s not like northern or eastern Saudi slang only. Thats why I wouldn’t really think of it as a name, who would name his child Malek when he has the name Dakhal!!!!

Basically, every time the man meets somebody he introduces him self as ” not of your business” !!!

Funny wife joke

 

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

“Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.

Bad English Tanslation

I was surfing YouTube when I found this very funny title. ..” born food for a good way”!

It shows a child that is begging for money, I couldn’t really understand what the boy is saying.!

the guy who posted this video wanted to say a beggery in a creativey way or a good way .. maybe its related to what the child was saying!

and the title was in English and in Arabic !! I don’t know what kind of online dictionary he used.. but that getta be the worse online dictionary ever! lol

born food for a good way!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

A joke about living in Saudi Arabia

hello guys..

just read this joke about living in Saudi arabia, I thought it was funny so wanted to share it with you all.

Three women died and went directly to the doors of heaven. An angel says, “Only one of you can come inside, the other two are not allowed.” The first woman says, “I’m a doctor, I helped sick people.” The door moved slightly, but did not open. The second woman says, “I’m a teacher and I spread knowledge.” The door moved a little, but did not open. The third woman says, “I lived in Saudi Arabia.” The door quickly opened and the angel says, “Go to heaven, my dear child, you’ve been in hell for so long!”